I've come to a conclusion. ..
" What? My wife just died and you want me to work for you Mr. Wednesday? Okay!"
" Gee for some reason I know all the paths through Faerie even though I've never been here before"
How about this one?
"Yeah this old lady is trying to take my heart out while I'm still alive so that she can become young again. I think I'll give her a kiss on the cheek."
Come on Gaiman! Give your characters some emotions! People don't react like this!
So, let's talk about Stardust:
Stardust was a short enough book. (Thankfully!) But like I said, all Gaimens' characters are just sort of there, having stuff happen to them. I liked some of the story lines of the book, and think they could have been better than what they were. Actually, now that I think about it, Stardust could totally have been a short story fairy tale like..... Hansel and Gretle!
Bleh! Sorry Gaimen but I think you should stick to the comic books!
Here's something I never thought I would say. I liked Stardust the movie a million times more than I liked the book.